The final push
8th May 2013
Rousing from slumber, we slowly accumulated around our barista in pursuit of a little extra morning lift and to partake in leftovers from the previous nights feast. Seemingly, realisation dawned slower than the day, our carefully sequestered tit bits had been plundered during the night by local wildlife. Had those critters been the culprits of the night time moans which had allayed the sleep of so many? In the thickening drizzle over substitute cereal bars and caffeinated brews, tales were exchanged about brief bursts of clamour in the early hours.
"The work of brazen wee beasties!"
“Could it be the mythical Cornish Donglett?”
Accusations rife and with the case unlikely to be solved soon, we turned our attentions to breaking camp for the final time and setting out on our homeward leg of our journey. As the rain slowly escalated, outwardly unnoticed to our climatically hardened bunch, we packed and prepared. Awash with pseudocream, bound in layers of strapping and worthy of a sponsorship deal from compeed, our band formed up for one last time.
Captain Peel, take centre stage:
“Now listen up to what I’ve got to say…. We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem…and I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. Look, give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life. And just one more thing…..This is not the end, nor is it even the beginning of the end, but it is the end of the beginning…”
*A pause and a deep drag of his cigar. The ensuing thick plume of smoke is penetrated by his cold steel stare.*
“I leave you with these final few words ….Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules…. Now let’s put this puppy to bed! Hoooahhh!”
And as his words melted away with the smoke cloud in the rain, a common expression settled on the face of one and all. What may have seemed to the casual observer as a look of utter confusion was in fact, I am sure, the stark realisation that the words they had just had the honour to absorb had so elegantly encompassed all that this experience had meant.
With the weather closing in inland, we made our exit back to the coast. The ups and downs continued to punish old wounds and lead to the generation of new. We looked to positive input from Dr Whitworth; perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Scouts pressing on ahead brought back tales of what lay around the next bend. The cove of Lamorna appeared below, we wound our way down to the bay, joints complaining. A brief rest and we pushed on once more, focused on our next point, the fishing town of Mousehole, or “Mousall” if one values one’s life in those parts, an approach we eagerly adopted, cultural chameleons that we are.
Emerging from the wild into tarmaced civilisation Mousehole revealed itself to us at the bottom of a valley. We congregated on the dock side. With time rolling on and evac set for 3pm, doubt made an appearance within our group. Flitting from member to member, intent on seeding disbelief and perpetuating worry, doubt was successful in bringing suggestion of public transport to the evacuation point into play. In the midst of confusion and ensuing desperation we needed a leader. All eyes looked to Captain Peel whose unflinching stare masked the conflict obviously raging behind. He remained silent. Who then could carrel the troops and galvanise us for one final push?
A gruff voice from the back
“I didn’t come here to ride no bus!”
Spinning on our heels our gaze fell upon the source, the bandana clad Rock star Jim Porter, eyes ablaze with intent, will forged from punishing time spent on the stage. Challenge had awakened the folk-metal leviathan. No more need be said.
In the bag
Choc ice in hand and on fire underfoot from friction, we struck out for finish line. With the scent of success in our nostrils, the final 3 miles were achieved at pace. The scenery a blur, arrival in Penzance was made in good time. Caked in the countryside, wearing the delicate aroma of hard earned sweat we used the few spare minutes to indulge in a dip in the salt water lido, followed by hot soapy showers. A short hop took us to the train station and our extraction out of the wild.
Job done
Bags stowed and sinking back into the soft seats it was time to assess the damage. Like a freak show of lower limb injuries a group show and tell of the grotesque ensued. Assured that amputation was probably not a requirement….for now, we settled in to ride the rail home.
Ridiculum aside, we entered into the trip with expectation and think all would agree we came away appreciative of why that particular part of the country was loved so by our good friend and in turn, gifting us understanding, a little a least, about what makes Joseph, Joseph.
A Poem?
We twelve set out with hopes and plans,
Waypoints plotted round coastal lands,
In honour of life, endless joy it brought,
Advice, mayhem, caring support.
In fetted bog our feet did land,
In crystal waters, in golden sand,
The densest fog, scent of manure,
Breathtaking vistas, nature's beauty pure.
As wind did howl and rain did pour,
Our resolve held strong and our spirits did soar,
Through sun and storm, o'wer rock and stream,
Through memories and laughter we were thirteen.